Did She Really Take a Swing at Scott Inman?
Probably a half dozen witnesses have given us accounts of the now infamous Rep. Scott Inman/Mrs. Inman spat at the Capitol. Early reports alleged an enraged wife screaming at Rep. Scott Inman about a knocked up campaign manager among other things. And hey, scandals like this don't come along that often (okay, I lied about that) and you want to kind of drag things out as well as keep a good portion back to prevent these morons from suing you. That's right, we never spill all the beans so we have some insurance in case they even think about suing us.
But one of the more interesting things that was alleged was that Mrs. Inman actually took a swing with a fist at Romeo... un, Representative Inman. Some Senators said that you could hear the argument all the way to the end of the Senate hallway, vivid detail I am told.
Now really Mrs. Inman, you should talk to Mrs. Yen and pick up some fighting techniques and learn from her expertise. Learn to stop the blocks and kick the snot out of Scott if he has it coming.
And the number involved in the alleged bimbo eruption? Unknown at this time but it is hovering around three so far although in fairness the rumors might be mixing up one bimbette in 2016 with the same bimbette in 2017 or a campaign staffer with a legislative staffer. Alleged are Rep. Elise Hall, a campaign manager, a legislative staffer, and an official or employee of an independent expenditure group, which ought to pique David Prater's interest as the candidate and independent expenditure folks are supposed to stay away from each other and negative distance between the two (think a bit of overlap or insertion in case McCall is reading this story and doesn't quite follow the joke) isn't an ideal distance one would think. All innuendo and rumor at this point but Rep. Elise Hall has yet to contact us to say otherwise.
Hey, the man might be a total stud. A young buck he might be but taking care of that many would have to put some wear and tear on a guy along with massive stress and strain and time away from his wife and kids. Where have I heard something like that this week?
