Sunday, February 18, 2018

Preston Doerflinger Calls It Quits!



Preston Doerflinger: 2015 APC mug shot 
Preston Doerflinger, Busted and Gone!

The revelations covering domestic abuse in the Doerflinger household are not new; a post card back in 2013 surfaced during a GOP Party Chairman race that outed the allegations but it wasn't until an online news investigative news group called The Frontier did some digging that the facts hit the mainstream media.

Doerflinger it appears liked to choke bit*ches... uh, his wife. Maybe he is polishing his image with the black, Hispanic, and white trash demographics for a run for office? Police responded to a 911 call from his wife who profusely thanked the officers for showing up but later refused to press charges against Doerflinger for abuse including choking her in the laundry room during the confrontation over Doerflinger's exposed extramarital affair. Actually Doerflinger was alleged to have choked her twice and taken the phone away from her the first time she tried to call the police.

We of course never were taken in by Mary Fallin's boy toy/boy wonder. After his arrest for APC, Actual Physical Control, of a motor vehicle in a drunken state in 2015 we ran a parody timeline depicting Doerflinger 's journal entry for a date gone wrong including dinner at a 7 11 convenience store and a bar full of dysfunctional divorcees resulting in his arrest at the end of the date.

So did the current hysteria over domestic abuse do in the Doerflinger or was it time for Fallin to find a patsy to pin the blame on over the Health Department scandal? Regardless we are going to miss the alleged wife beater and convicted drunk if only for the extensive material and entertainment he has brought to the state.